Tweets

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via derekesoteric)

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via lustforadventure)

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via happiest)

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

(Source: hotboysofficial, via happiest)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via happiest)