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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via lunar-sunflower)

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(via lunar-sunflower)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells, via guceubcuesu)

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via metr0link)

gooldust:

I’m still laughing at the Diddy Kong Racing Official Soundtrack. Nintendo shaped the CD like Diddy Kong’s head.

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Like, it wasn’t a circle. People tried to put it in their stereos and broke them. Like, happy 90’s Nintendo! Great job!

(via whoredinaryboy)

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via dominic-is-young)